I partied my ass off yesterday for a good friend's birthday. The pleasant effects of alcohol and tobacco abuse can be sustained the following day, easing and delaying the inevitable hell of a hangover, by two noninvasive medical procedures: consuming more beer in moderates doses; or, the healthier option, practicing some or listening to the melodic rhythms of hate speech.
Thus, I present Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash, ladies and germs. Happy Sunday Funday, everybody. And many happy returns. (Oh, and congrats to Venice for their vote of secession from Italy. The evil "neo-Confederates" are taking over the world!)